I feel like Paranoid Parrot memes are the most effective way to update people re: what’s going on in my life right now.

pro: no pants, ever.

con: every noise at night = serial rapist.

somebody on memegenerator.net knows me.

I WOULD discover Paranoid Parrot at a time when I have ridiculous amounts of schoolwork to do.

brb, wasting an hour that I don’t have lol’ing at internet memez!